I have a bone to pick. Boobs are dumb. I understand that when I create spawn they will suckle my mom nectar and all
did that weird you out as much as me. Gosh, stay with me please.
I had a boyfriend,
he was so cute who rode his bike 10 miles during a summer in high school to come hang out with me. I clearly rewarded him with making out for his trouble
don't judge me. In the process of this makeout session, he went up my shirt and let his apparently very tired hand in the crevice between the girls. It didn't move, just layed there as if it was camping in the mountains. Many years later, we went for coffee, and he explained that this was one of his worst memories with a girl, and that he thinks about it, even now.
See the girls make an impression.....
However, the point is boobs are dumb. I assert that I can subtract 10 lbs from my weight at any given time to accomodate the fact that the ladies never decrease in size...ever. And I know, all you ladies with the small ones are like,
yes Lindsey, that is a terrible problem to have.
It is. Seriously.
I have to buy a shirt size up to accomodate, I have to wear 2 sports bras in extra strength bozonga holding style and they get stared at, which lets face it is distracting in a classroom.
Moral of the story is I wanna be in the itty-bitty titty squad.
6 comments:
Oh girl, I understand totally!
With you! I need the extra strength bozonga holding bras too.
I'm an A-cup. I've been an A-cup since I was 14 and I'm assuming it'll never change. I like it because it's one less thing to worry about, ya know?
The only downside is that when I wear a sports bra, I look like a 12 year old boy.
Here here!!! Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that big boobs are a pain in the ass (neck, back, shirt size)! My mom is flat and always bitches that I shouldn't complain about what I got. Um, you could have one of mine, we could both split one boob into two, and still have plenty there. Not liking it.
This cracked me up. So sorry the boobs are your enemy! I am more than willing to take some for you and add it to my boobettes.
I just had this conversation with my 18 year old step daughter, who is not as endowed as her biological mother. She used to stuff her bra to make herself look big until I told her to stop that!! They are two stupid lumps on our chests and for some reason men seem to love those lumps of fat.
I will have her read this blog now (giggles).
thank you for this laugh today.
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