However, the point is boobs are dumb. I assert that I can subtract 10 lbs from my weight at any given time to accomodate the fact that the ladies never decrease in size...ever. And I know, all you ladies with the small ones are like, yes Lindsey, that is a terrible problem to have.
It is. Seriously.
I have to buy a shirt size up to accomodate, I have to wear 2 sports bras in extra strength bozonga holding style and they get stared at, which lets face it is distracting in a classroom.
Moral of the story is I wanna be in the itty-bitty titty squad.