Level Up Bitches.

Hello loves,  I am back! Officially, mostly because this isn't blocked anymore at school :) I am working 12 hour days on the regular, and it got me cut up fo real. I've spent so much time with my students lately, that I am learning a vast array of new lingo. Did you know there were levels of bitches? Yup there are, you can be a basic bitch or a simple bitch. Who knew! Unfortunately, I can't get an analysis about the difference between the two despite the kids explaining that they are indeed different. Mostly I have learned that simple means that you have no aspirations except dealin wit yo man. You also can be a "mouth piece" which is the girl who knows she is the side girl, and is perfectly happy with that position. 
Just think how informative this is!
Further, I had something happen today that never has occurred in my 6 years of teaching. Girl walks up to me and asks if she can change seats because she needs to be close to an outlet. I explain that she doesn't need to charge her phone during class and she can wait until later. Unfortunately, she continued the question by showing me her new ankle bracelet. Apparently, she couldn't charge it while she was sleeping. Oy vey. Wahoo school teaching. Tomorrow I will share the Friday Funnies of the school week :) Especially since my goal is to be home before 7 on Friday night :)